❦ second rose (4th wall)

[silpheed]

Surely with so many new additions here, one is sure to find at least some source of entertainment and amusement, yes? Then if I may do so, I would like to issue a challenge to the lot of you: entertain. It is a challenge that the inhabitants of this place have already failed miserably so far, but such a simple request should not be terribly difficult to fulfill anyways.

I sincerely hope you choose to accept such a pathetically easy challenge. It would be quite pitiful for you to do otherwise.

[A bold statement from a little girl, right? HOW HIGH AND MIGHTY CAN YOU GET JEEZ. But no worries, if you'd rather harass her in public, you'll be able to spot Rachel quite easily as she'll be outside trying to get some more tea. Classy bitches need their tea okay. w;A;w]

Comments

[jayokuhotenjin]

What's wrong, don't have your minions or your pet dog to entertain you? Who would waste any sort of time with you?

[Hazama, will be sitting atop one of the shop buildings, mildly amuse at seeing the bored vampire]

[silpheed]

Oh my, I almost thought I heard the sound of a maggot speaking, but surely not even such unintelligible garbage would come from such a creature.

[jayokuhotenjin]

The only garbage I hear is from you. And it was such an honest question too.

[sigh]

[silpheed]

As always, your quips are lacking any sort of originality. I am almost disappointed.

[madpuppeteer]

Oh? Lamenting over your boredom in the form of a mock challenge?

[silpheed]

[MAN THIS GUY TOO? FUCK HER LIIIIFE.] Perhaps perhaps, but unfortunately the presence of two unsightly beings has ruined even that.

[madpuppeteer]

[ WAIT UNTIL MARCH! The little rabbit will surely hate her existence by then. ] Now, now. There's no need to show such aggression so soon.

That's quite unladylike, don't you agree?

[silpheed]

[EVERYTHING GETS WORSE AND WORSE BY THE MINUTE!!] Last I checked, there was never any reason to show grace and good manners to filth.

[madpuppeteer]

[ You know you love it~! ] Now that's quite uncalled for, young lady. Your loose tongue might get you into trouble someday.

[silpheed]

[Who wouldn't making Rachel suffer is always hilarious...] Oh, you needn't worry so much. I am perfectly capable of handling any trouble that my "loose tongue" could possibly get me into.

[madpuppeteer]

Is that so? Sounds more like a challenge than just mere talk. If so, may I request a demonstration of your skills?

Voice

[consultmybooks]

Well, isn't that supremely unhelpful.

[This reply doesn't come for a while - not until after the sun has set, at the least.], And just how do you define "entertainment", Rachel?

Voice

[silpheed]

In the same way that anyone would define it: something that does not bore.

[therandydisherproject]

[Challenge accepted! Randy has already set up an impromptu stage in the corner of the tea shop, and is performing his hit song "I Don't Need a Badge".]

[... Well, it's a hit among French women. Everybody else seems to think it's pretty terrible.]

[silpheed]

... what on earth was that. [Sorry Randy, Rachel is forever unimpressed...]

[therandydisherproject]

My song. My band's song. "The Randy Disher Project". They broke up, but - [He strums his guitar.] - I still rock out.

[silpheed]

Unfortunately for you, you did not "rock out" at all. In fact, I believe that was rather terrible.

[therandydisherproject]

You just don't understand - [A gesture, outlining something in the air.] - our vision.

[silpheed]

Your... vision. Alright then.

[neversayno]

[Stare.]

[silpheed]

... [Staring back okay maybe the panda is a bit cute but. Why is there a panda in the first place.]

[neversayno]

[Because he has important business to take care of here. And it involves this container of cheese that he suddenly seems to have.]

[silpheed]

[Since when did pandas eat cheese man, was Litchi raising a new secret super breed of them or something... But alright she might as well watch since she has nothing else to do.]

[neversayno]

[There's not much to watch. There's only things to do. And by do, the panda wishes for Rachel to take the container off his hands. Surely, it would go great with her tea. It's almost a crime for her to not have it.]

[silpheed]

... do you mean for me to have this? [Since when did cheese go with tea man, that said though this is just. BIZARRE.]