❦ second rose (4th wall)

[silpheed]

Surely with so many new additions here, one is sure to find at least some source of entertainment and amusement, yes? Then if I may do so, I would like to issue a challenge to the lot of you: entertain. It is a challenge that the inhabitants of this place have already failed miserably so far, but such a simple request should not be terribly difficult to fulfill anyways.

I sincerely hope you choose to accept such a pathetically easy challenge. It would be quite pitiful for you to do otherwise.

[A bold statement from a little girl, right? HOW HIGH AND MIGHTY CAN YOU GET JEEZ. But no worries, if you'd rather harass her in public, you'll be able to spot Rachel quite easily as she'll be outside trying to get some more tea. Classy bitches need their tea okay. w;A;w]

Comments

[silpheed]

[Bro are you fucking kidding WHY WOULD RACHEL MOTHERFUCKING ALUCARD EAT CHEESE!!

Especially right now.

Which why she is... again, just staring. c_c]

[neversayno]

[Are you going to say no to these eyes? Would you?

And because it's the best cheese that goes with tea, duh.]

[silpheed]

[Just because they rhyme doesn't mean it'll go well together man...!]

... oh no, you cannot just expect me to eat this right here. How utterly ridiculous!

[neversayno]

[The panda huffs loudly, showing its disdain as her statement. How could you deny such a pleasure? How could you say not to those eyes?

How could you commit such heresy?

Eat it, dammit.]

[silpheed]

[No Rachel is a Mature Young Adult, she won't fall for something like this just because pandas are cute!!

SHE WILL RESIST.

... hopefully.]

I refuse to eat it.

[neversayno]

[Her refusal to eat the cheese is making the panda angry. More angry than a panda should be. He huffs again, louder than before.]

[silpheed]

[Since when could pandas get mad man (unsure)!!!]

I would ask why you even desire for me to consume the cheese, but I already feel pathetic enough for conversing with a bear of all things.

[neversayno]

[The panda eyes the girl. She doesn't want to eat the cheese, and she just made it seem as if speaking to a bear is something to be frowned upon. She deserves what is coming to her.

And by that, the panda will simply kick dirt on to her dress.]

1/? i could do a million of these man prepare yourself

[silpheed]

[at first she was like]

[silpheed]

[and then she was like]

[silpheed]

[AND THEN SHE WAS LIKE]

[silpheed]

[BITCH

PLEASE]

[silpheed]

[I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO]

okay done i think

[silpheed]

[PREPARE YOUR BODY FOR IMMINENT OBLITERATION]

How dare you! I will see to it that you pay dearly for the insolence you have shown to me! [gonna get some lightning up in hurr]

LOL

[neversayno]

[The panda jumps back to make distance, but not before kicking more dirt at Rachel. He is clearly dissatisfied with her inability to know good food, but now he is angry with her attempt to attack him.

YOU HAVE ANGERED THE WRONG PANDA TODAY, LITTLE GIRL.]

[silpheed]

[BRO SHE IS GOING TO FUCKING SLAY YOU i.e. let's pretend Nago was here and he is now shooting lightning rods at the panda yeaaaah prepare for some lightning man!!]

[neversayno]

[No way, this panda is smarter than it looks! It's fast, and it'll show that off by moving forward quickly on all fours.

Just to kick more dirt up at her, like a giant cloud.

Also what are those rods even.]

[silpheed]

[Wow what the fuck man big things are supposed to be slow just look at Tager...

I'M RUNNING OUT OF WAYS TO EXPRESS HER PURE OUTRAGE but okay panda you do that while those rods get STRUCK BY LIGHTNING are you standing near one of them she sure hopes you are the smell of burnt fur will be a good one.]

[neversayno]

[Have you ever seen a panda flop on the ground from pain? Well, here you go.

Hope you feel good.]

[silpheed]

[Yes she does feel good in fact.

Very, very good.]

I hope this will be a lesson learned, you unintelligent buffoon.

[neversayno]

[Such a jerk.

It hopes you choke on that cheese when you eat it. Because you will. You have to.]

[silpheed]

[Why would she ever eat that filth man SHE'S WON.

GAME OVER PANDA!!]

[neversayno]

[You're...

You're a monster.]

[silpheed]

[Damn straight.]