Surely with so many new additions here, one is sure to find at least some source of entertainment and amusement, yes? Then if I may do so, I would like to issue a challenge to the lot of you: entertain. It is a challenge that the inhabitants of this place have already failed miserably so far, but such a simple request should not be terribly difficult to fulfill anyways.

I sincerely hope you choose to accept such a pathetically easy challenge. It would be quite pitiful for you to do otherwise.

[A bold statement from a little girl, right? HOW HIGH AND MIGHTY CAN YOU GET JEEZ. But no worries, if you'd rather harass her in public, you'll be able to spot Rachel quite easily as she'll be outside trying to get some more tea. Classy bitches need their tea okay. w;A;w]

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While there are many things I could address as issues of a complete and utter lack of tact--the kidnapping, the taking away belongings, even the undressing and redressing of a lady--there is simply one thing I cannot forgive. You may try to appease us with free lodgings and food, but none of that matters when faced with the fact that there is a severe lack of quality. Honestly, I dare say even worthless familiars such as Nago and Gii could prepare better tea than this place has to offer.

Of course, that would be assuming anyone here is even worthy of serving me; no tea prepared by some simpleton here could be anywhere good enough. However, out of the kindness of my own heart, I shall be willing to overlook such a fact for one, simple thing.

Entertain me, dear Luceti. I am not a hard person to please; all you must do is keep me from boredom. It's a simple request, yes? My daily schedule was quite open back in my own world, and I can only assume it will be even more open here. I believe I will have enough time in my day to mock a fool or two. If not, perhaps I shall make time for it.

I, Rachel Alucard, look forward to your attempts. Good day.