❦ second rose (4th wall)

[silpheed]

Surely with so many new additions here, one is sure to find at least some source of entertainment and amusement, yes? Then if I may do so, I would like to issue a challenge to the lot of you: entertain. It is a challenge that the inhabitants of this place have already failed miserably so far, but such a simple request should not be terribly difficult to fulfill anyways.

I sincerely hope you choose to accept such a pathetically easy challenge. It would be quite pitiful for you to do otherwise.

[A bold statement from a little girl, right? HOW HIGH AND MIGHTY CAN YOU GET JEEZ. But no worries, if you'd rather harass her in public, you'll be able to spot Rachel quite easily as she'll be outside trying to get some more tea. Classy bitches need their tea okay. w;A;w]

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[madpuppeteer]

Oh? Lamenting over your boredom in the form of a mock challenge?

[silpheed]

[MAN THIS GUY TOO? FUCK HER LIIIIFE.] Perhaps perhaps, but unfortunately the presence of two unsightly beings has ruined even that.

[madpuppeteer]

[ WAIT UNTIL MARCH! The little rabbit will surely hate her existence by then. ] Now, now. There's no need to show such aggression so soon.

That's quite unladylike, don't you agree?

[silpheed]

[EVERYTHING GETS WORSE AND WORSE BY THE MINUTE!!] Last I checked, there was never any reason to show grace and good manners to filth.

[madpuppeteer]

[ You know you love it~! ] Now that's quite uncalled for, young lady. Your loose tongue might get you into trouble someday.

[silpheed]

[Who wouldn't making Rachel suffer is always hilarious...] Oh, you needn't worry so much. I am perfectly capable of handling any trouble that my "loose tongue" could possibly get me into.

[madpuppeteer]

Is that so? Sounds more like a challenge than just mere talk. If so, may I request a demonstration of your skills?

[silpheed]

Perhaps, if I actually feel inclined to answer your request. However, it is better to at least try than do nothing at all, yes?

[madpuppeteer]

Agreed.

[ Wasting no more time with pointless words, the puppeteer summons forth his prized "doll" with just the snap of his fingers. ]

Why do nothing when one has the opportunity to do something?

[ He chuckles. ]

Shall we dance?

[silpheed]

[OH SNAP pretend Gii and Nago are there with her like always or something THE FIGHT IS ON!!]

Very well. I believe I can afford to teach you a thing or two about proper dancing.

[madpuppeteer]

[ The puppeteer had no need for words anymore once he sicced Ignis on Rachel. The Fluctus Redacium Ignis would prove to be a much more challenging foe for Rachel to contend with unlike the Nirvana. One reason being that Ignis' master is 100% more competent than the whiny little gutter churl who wields Nirvana. Not impossible to defeat but definitely more challenging to defeat.

Ignis was already going in for the kill, using her massive claws in hopes of grabbing the annoying rabbit. ]

[silpheed]

[For all her complaining about boredom, perhaps it was downright rude of Rachel to be slightly vexed at having some difficulty. Then again, anyone would grow used to being able to whip Carl's ass easily, right... In fact if she had time to think about all that she'd probably this on him Nice Girl of the Year right here.

Luckily for Rachel, Nago was always quite useful in being a large meatshield for her, even if his masochistic tendencies weren't enough to keep him from yelping in pain at Ignis' claws. From there though Rachel slides neatly from behind Nago and moves intro a twirl, her dress having shapeshifted into vines of thorns.]